I wish I could understand your column :P
I hate to nag about it, but since you like to write and you have the attention and a column, I think it would be nice to write a small book. Would you need help with such a venture. I am a bit crazy with my business and problems, but I do know how to edit and formulate things. Perhaps it could also mention some of the movies you like etc.
I'm going to buy it immediately ;)